K-Fed In The Hizzouse

She hit the world with "...Baby One More Time" and we loved her.
She married ghetto hick trash...and we still loved her.
She had his kid...and we still loved her.
She became bloated, pimply, fugly...an insult to all five senses...
She now even has cankles, and more rolls than a bakery...

Yet, in our hearts she we always be that cute little pop princess in a hot schoolgirl outfit.

The "brilliant" minds behind iGIF have deemed it necessary to devote one of our posts to none other than Britney Spears. Now, the intent behind this post is the direct result of our respect for her as person. Her career has lasted more than most popstars, surviving all sorts of press abuse and poor choices. While most of her hits were nothing special, there's no denying that the girl had talent. I mean, we won't kid ourselves...Toxic was a pretty kick-ass song:

Britney Spears - Toxic

If you're a fan of Annie, you'd be lying to yourself if you tried to justify liking Annie and not Toxic. The song was even covered by New Yorkers These Bones, a cover that sounds like something DFA1979 could have done:

These Bones - Toxic (Britney Spears Cover)

But now, her no-talent ghetto hick assclown of a beau, Kevin "K-Fed" Federline, is coming out with an album...I never thought I'd always thought that Federline would be an end to Britney's career, but I had no idea it would be anywhere near this pathetic and comical. As I'm sure you can guess, he fucking sucks:

Kevin Federline - Popo Zão (Showing his bilignual skillz..)
Kevin Federline - Ya'll Ain't Ready (No, no we're not..)

Here's what we think of him:
Kevin Federline Ballad
His Theme Song

Another Britney cover by a Finnish metal band - priceless.
Children of Bodom - Oops! I Did It Again!

And if that wasn't enough, enjoy Kevin's MySpace. The best part is all of the people that leave him serious comments...seriously people...

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